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dead toothbrush [Aug. 22nd, 2006|10:22 pm]
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So you know what hurts? Having your toothbrush break while you're brushing your molars and jamming the splintered plastic spear into you uvula. It cuts it up pretty good. And the toothpaste adds that little something extra that makes the experience truly memorable. I've been coughing and trying to clear my throat for an hour now.

Lucky for me I have Dead Rising to ease my pain. Because nothing helps take your mind off open wounds in your mouth more than smashing zombies in the head with car batteries.
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[User Picture]From: [info]kitler1213
2006-08-23 03:03 am (UTC)

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Good fucking God man!

Soft, scrubbing motion! Sounds like you were going after that plaque with a vengeance! D:
[User Picture]From: [info]sdawgy
2006-08-26 08:59 pm (UTC)

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I wasn't even brushing that hard! It was just decided to give up on life at the worst possible time. I miss Lil' Scrubbington...
[User Picture]From: [info]ollisbear
2006-08-23 03:25 am (UTC)

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if pain and irritation persist, please see a medical professional! don't worry us like that. *pokes* =3
[User Picture]From: [info]sdawgy
2006-08-26 09:02 pm (UTC)

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heh. I feel fine now. thanks. :)
[User Picture]From: [info]delako
2006-08-23 06:29 pm (UTC)

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Jesus!!!!!! *pets your uvula to make it better*
[User Picture]From: [info]sdawgy
2006-08-26 09:11 pm (UTC)

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ah yeah... just like that. mmmm...
*GAG! dry heave. cough cough!*

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